Rationally Glassed (and other abused metaphors)

I do that thing where I'm a girl and then I read books and walk outside and breathe and think and eat and then procrastinate on the internet :P

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everyoneisgay:

-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says:

1. Wake her up everytime she steals something and tell her she’s stealing.

2. Put your cold feet on her warm back when she’s asleep.

3. Write her a really long a dramatic letter about how it’s not going to work between you two because…

My girlfriend totally started doing this. My solution is to just sleep RIGHT NEXT TO HER on her side if she starts stealing, because then I still have blankets and eventually she wakes up, gets annoyed for about 15 seconds and then gives the blanket back :)
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  My girlfriend totally started doing this. My solution is...RIGHT NEXT TO HER
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